In January I was at the airport almost on plane to Tokyo for a week. Before that I had to take another plane. Before that I had to wait two hours in an airport for the thirty minute flight. Sadly, Wario wasn't there to keep me company this time. My PSP was.
In a fit of disinterest I started thinking about people that browse pornography in public. I then found myself using the internet wireless to search for PSP pornography on google. "Alright, I guess this is something I'm doing."
Then I played Holy Invasion of Privacy, Badman! What Did I Do To Deserve This? and immediately found justification that I need for buying a PSP three years ago. The justification that wasn't almost getting a friend evicted or Progear on the go. Neither of those are even features of a store-bought PSP. One of those is a feature I didn't even want!
In 2010 I embraced the PSP for things I could buy for it.
Yes even though I bought stuff like that. People who say Crisis Core had a good story might fertilize their lawn with used motor oil (EPA tip.) Woah, I forgot how incredibly insane the dialog was! Also you can do this same quest on multiple times/playthroughs to improve Aeristhcalinzzkkkkk's cart.
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The first part of that was mostly a poor way of telling you to play Holy Badman! or Yuusha no Kuse ni Namaiki da. It was shocking how perfect of a game it is, and how I stupidly ignored every one that had recommended it to me. I only wish I could play the 3rd game on my hacked PSP. I even bought it with real money. It's not like I even need to talk about the game, there's a demo out there, or the first game is 9 bucks on wait... PSN is still down.
The second half of this entry is just a bit weirder. If you remember the first half of this article was mostly about not getting aroused while browsing pornography in public.
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One of my projects I ended up never writing about last year was "playing" just about every single SNES romhack. This is mostly because I would come off as creepier than I think it is. Most of them had at least one picture that seemed out of place with the rest or was such a specific fetish that it freaked me out.
And come on, everyone has Sexy HK Game Girls in their romset.
And I might just have to be upset with myself for deleting the most interesting in the batch! Granted it was also creepy as hell, but in professional journalism you do cite your sources. Hey there it is! That's good. Maybe you'd like Asuka as a child wetting herself or getting raped by big burly just off screen men. I don't! But it does feature an incredibly high quality recording of the Evangelion Opening Theme.
That makes Neon Genesis Evangelion Asuka Slide Show
ROMHACK OF THE YEAR 2010
That's how I work. I'll keep around pornography that frankly frightens me and somewhat infuriates me that someone might get off to it because it features something I didn't think an SNES game could possibly do. Then again Star Ocean has voiced cutscenes! If you've never seen the beginning of Star Ocean, start it up and get slacked jawed.
"Is that...narration? In a Super Famicom game?"
I can't confirm the Asuka rom works on a PSP at this time.
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